Every night --this is what I'm driven to

This is what I do at night to cope with the horrible awfulness we're living through:  

Put Ben & Jerry's Americone Dream in a mug.

Pour whiskey over it.  

Eat with furrowed brow.

Curl up in fetal position.

Put blanket over head and wait for sleep.

Try not to dream about one of those assholes.

Note to self:  whiskey's getting low....